Funny Friday-8/12/11-How can a car fix spelling?

I've seen Damn You, Auto Correct! a bunch of times, but never spent all that much time with it. I recently sat down and read quite a few pages of embarrassing auto correct mistakes from people's iphones. Some were absolutely hilarious. Most of them are very adult themed, but I want to share some of the "clean" ones that are still funny.

Why parents shouldn't text
Let's get some exorcise!
Another reason why parents shouldn't text
If he gets arrested, we'll know why!
They call it mellow yellow...
A hearse is a hearse...

I hope nobody was pissed off... (or on, in this case)

Sinfully rich!

Doesn't it mean the same as awake? What were they thinking?!?

Is it getting hot in here?

Meeee-YOW!

Seeing that I keep Kosher, I would do this if I somehow consumed pork on accident (not that I even liked it to begin with)

Regarding the "naughty" ones....read at your own risk, but do not eat or drink anything at that time, as I don't want you to choke (or spray liquid all over your computer). Consider that a fair warning. Be prepared to laugh so hard that you'll cry!