I love this one site called Ruminations.com. I've even ruminated on there and got my ruminations acknowledged quite a few times (they get marked as gourmet and can then earn as many gourmet points as readers see fit). I don't participate as much as I used to, but it's fun to go on there and see what other people have posted or look back at the stuff I've said in the past.
Here are some of my ruminations that have earned a bunch of gourmet points:
*Why can animals eat raw meat and not suffer from food poisoning?
*Why would anyone need a recipe for corn on the cob? It's very hard to mess up.
*Does the "Sesame Street" gang resent Elmo for having his own show?
*I don't get why anyone would buy someone's used swim wear or underwear. It's just taking up thrift store space. Maybe they should sell used toothbrushes while they're at it.
*Why is it that the batch of brownies that looks too gross to serve to anyone tastes like heaven and immediately becomes as addictive as crack?
*Why does the monkeys' doctor give such horrible advice? There's a monkey with a concussion and he's just saying that no more monkeys should jump on the bed. And why is the mother still asking for his advice each time? Time for a second opinion!
*Why would anyone spend money to send someone a virtual card? Just go to the Hallmark store and fork over a few bucks for something your friend can at least display on their fridge.
*Does trick-or-treating defeat the whole purpose of never taking candy from strangers? Or are kids given a free pass on Halloween?
You can check out my other ruminations by visiting me on the site. I'm eema2boys. (I don't know if I can change it to eema2emma like I was able to on Twitter.)
Maybe you'll think of your own ruminations to post, as well! Time to illuminate everyone...
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